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Riot Solution Sent From Jon Cochran Sr.’s Iphone

Want to stop riots, looting and arson and save hundreds of millions in damages to American cities? Here is the perfect solution.

Israel has developed an extremely effective, physically harmless, and inexpensive method to disperse crowds.... IMMEDIATELY.

This ingenious and highly effective method is called “Skunk Water.” .

“Skunk Water” smells like, well you know, and is delivered through fire truck water cannons.

It not only sends the crowds of rioters running, but will send them home for a long shower and a change of clothes; also takes them some time to burn the clothes they were wearing - by that time the urge to riot could be considerably diminished!

No one will continue rioting smelling like a skunk, nor will anyone want to be around anyone who smells like a skunk. In this age of Covid-19 virus, “Skunk Water” has the side benefit of encouraging social distancing among the rioters.